Of Shyts and Gay Parties

And with the various uphills and downhills, straights and curves, challenges and obstacles, and what would be the roughest year of my life up till now, I proudly proclaim that I ended it with a bang, one of the best moments in my life.

Yeah, the anti :@) fan club 3D2N outing, huge success. No explanation needed, everything went all too perfect that it might actually be a dream. So yeah, well...

- Sunway Lagoon was AWESHUM SHYT. Most :@) are afraid of roller coasters, but who cares. IT'S FUN WATCHING EACH OTHER GOING TO VOMIT DUE TO FAST SPINS AND HUGE DROPS. The river thingy was the best, went from flipping over tubes to just banging other people's tubes with our own tubes to underwater wrestling. Total epicness. Marry Brown's burgers rock, although they were small. Water splashing was awesome. Oh and the two most vigorous rides (Tomahawk, Pirate's Revenge) were on maintenance so DDD:

- Movie was THE LITERAL SHYT. Jack and Jill is like, the worst and most obnoxiously boring movie I've ever watched in my life, until I slept twice, even past the ending. A total rip-off from quality comedy movies. Well, at least I napped, so yay.

- Arcade was DANCING SHYT. Played table hockey and basketball. Oh, and I played Dance Dance Revolution with Ting Jie, beat the crap out of him. Well I nearly lost thrice, but oh well, it was freaking fun xD

- 1st night was IMBA SHYT. Went to Au Yong's freaking huge house, messed up his freaking huge (master) bedroom, infiltrated his freaking huge bathroom, threw his freaking many pillows everywhere, and had freaking lots of fun. We all took out our gadgets (iPhones, iPads, phones), and played the crap out of them, before entering Au Yong's room and played them again, except with random pillow fights and body slamming. And we messed up his bed. And we messed up his table. And we messed up his (I mean everyone's) hair, and clothes, and bags. And we snapped random (gay) photos. Yeah, it was fun. But seriously, we slept at 4.30am.

- Next morning was HUNGRY SHYT. Woke up at 10am and went to a nearby (well, 600m) mamak stall. Had roti canai and magee mee goreng. Nothing much happened, blah.

- Afternoon was GAY SHYT. I mean it literally. After another gadget-playing marathon, me, Au Yong, Wing Sum and Ivan went to take a bath, and we came out shirtless with towels on our backs, waiting for the water on our bodies to dry up. Then well, Ting Jie took my iPhone and started playing random songs on tap tap revenge. Suddenly me and Ivan started singing in awkwardly high pitches, all while lying down on the same bed with Ting Jie. Then Ivan decided to body slam and stacked himself on top of me, who was stacking on top of Ting Jie. And Wing Sum soon jumped and stacked himself above Ivan, and Au Yong, being the heaviest, did a grand slam on top of all of us, still shirtless and singing to Katy Perry's Teenage Dream. But whatever, it was an extremely fun gay karaoke, and no we're not gays, I mean it. Really, stop thinking about it. (Okay, maybe I shouldn't be writing about this part, but whatever xD)

- Evening was SLEEPING SHYT. Well, the others went and watch a football match and me, being tired from the previous night and the well, gay party, took a nap on the sofa and sleepwalked upstairs to Au Yong's bedroom and slept again. How fascinating.

- Night was DRUNK SHYT. Apparently Au Yong's parents organized a new year open house party in his house on that very night (Dec 31). So there were, well obviously food, and drinks, and chickens, and beers. Yeah, beers. We dared each other to drink the shyt out of it and got kinda drunk. And (most probably due to being drunk) we risked getting scolded by our parents by staying one more night in Au Yong's house, with "permission" of course. And we spent most of our time in his room, where there were numerous "unwanted" visitors visiting us messing up his room. Oh, and they were all old people, no young girls. Too bad D:

- Midnight was TIRING SHYT. We decided that we have nothing to do after the well, "failed" new year's countdown, so we switched to random channels while Ivan "registered" on a dating site and we helped him to send extremely sweet (really?) messages to "young girls". Oh, and Inception literally made everyone fell asleep, even though it's action-packed. And we went back to the bedroom and blasted slow songs to put ourselves to sleep, before deciding that it was only 2.45am and it was still too early to sleep. So we played with our gadgets again. Slept at 5am. Yay.

- 3rd morning (afternoon) was TORTURING SHYT. Somehow Au Yong, Wing Sum and Ivan decided to grab me and tickle the shyt out of me. And my scream was awesome, I mean it. But really, it was torturing. And my scream was recorded. What the heck.

- Everything after that was NORMAL SHYT. Lunch, check. Squeezing ourselves in a car, check. Short video game fest, check. It was way too obvious that we all were really, really exhausted with the constant rampage of activities during the past two days.

And trust me, I'm really satisfied about this "trip". Really, really satisfied.

Because I did not need to put on any damn masks in front of all my :@) friends. We sang together, we partied together, we messed things up together, we laughed together, we shyt on each other's shyt, we got kinda drunk together, and we had fun together.

No, get lost masks, just get lost. I'm no longer putting you on anymore this year. I've grown tired of faking to be me, faking to be free; faking to be what people wants me to be. I'll be liberated, and I will never, ever restrict myself again. 

Form 4 life was a real challenging one, and I managed to get through it without realizing who I truly am, wearing multiple masks and hiding my true spirit. Yet, 2011 managed to make me realize who and what are friends, and why they exist as my true friends. I didn't know, my lower secondary life was basically a huge deadly trainwreck, as I didn't know friends, I didn't know who were my friends, and I didn't know life. I did not know anything other than games and well, education. But yeah.

 This so-called "Anti :@) Fan Club" or whatever the heck the name is, being friends for nearly 4 years, accepted each other as who they are, and just plain love having fun with each other. Thank you guys, let's make another outing next time, a 5D4N outing? Or did someone mention a trip to Japan? Whatever, let's make it possible. :D

Oh yeah, happy new year guys and gals! Let's make 2012 awesome shyt. xDD